You could sleep in a Hot Pocket next time you go camping

Keep it Crisp & Toasty

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Why stop at just eating Hot Pockets when you can literally sleep in the toasty snack?! The Hot Pocket sleeping bag, which is available for purchase on for $80 bucks, looks like an actual hot pocket, is equipped with a Custom MicroWaav™  insulation system, and includes integrated crisping sleeve for maximum warmth retention.

According to ThinkGeek, “after the initial 2 minute period to reach maximum internal temperature, the integrated crisping sleeve allows for maximum warmth retention…your extremities are always toasty while your core stays nice and cool.”

                                                          Product Specifications

  • Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Generously-cut sleeping bag looks and feels like a Hot Pocket!
  • Custom MicroWaav™ insulation system ensures your extremities stay toasty
  • Integrated crisping sleeve for maximum warmth retention
  • Materials: Tough 40-denier ripstop (nylon) pastry shell with marinara (polyester) lining
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low.
  • Use of a compression sack with this sleeping bag may cause leakage
  • Dimensions: 31″ x 76″, Weight: 3 lb. 13 oz.


It is advertised that your extremities will stay toasty.

Camping and couch surfing will never be the same.